Happy Superbowl

I'm not a real sports junkie. I don't follow sports, don't watch it, don't really care. BUT I DO watch the big games. For instance, this Sunday several friends will be over and watching the game on THE WALL. That's my video projector casting a 7' wide image of the game on my wall.

Jealous? Don't be... Instead, enjoy this joke. I got it by mistake. I get mail to one of my domains I bought - because someone hasn't bothered updating their mailing list. Oh well... One of many - and they are sometime funny. Like this one:

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Bear's Superbowl game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the superbowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed tocome with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."